A city child came
running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
"There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!" |
A pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That Ate New York. |
All our pigs are learning
karate.
Oh, I don't believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops. |
CUSTOMER: Can you
make a pig cooler?
WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake?
WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube. |
Did you hear about
the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it "Ham Hocks". |
Did you hear about
the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground. . |
Did you hear about
the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
They threw a sowprize party. |
Did you hear about
the pig's vacation?
They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears
and raided all the garbage cans. |
Did you hear about
the pigs who took up motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth. |
Did you hear of the
pig who began hiding garbage In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early. |
