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Pig Jokes

A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
"There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
A pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That Ate New York.
All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake?
WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it "Ham Hocks".
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground. .
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
They threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

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