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Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of Polystyrene?
A plastic parrot!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an alarm clock?
Politics!
What was the parrot doing in prison?
It was a jail-bird!
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
Polly unsaturated!
What do you call the place where parrots make films?
Pollywood!
What did the parror say on Independence Day?
Polly wants a firecracker!
What did the rich socialite's parrot say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
Polly want a quacker!
Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross Parrot
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't become polly-saturated!

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