What's the
definition of Polystyrene?
A plastic parrot! |
What do you
get if you cross a parrot with an alarm clock?
Politics! |
What was the
parrot doing in prison?
It was a jail-bird! |
What do you
call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
Polly unsaturated! |
What do you
call the place where parrots make films?
Pollywood! |
What did the
parror say on Independence Day?
Polly wants a firecracker! |
What did the
rich socialite's parrot say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please! |
What did the
parrot say when he saw a duck?
Polly want a quacker! |
Which bird
ran for President?
H. Ross Parrot |
Why do parrots
carry umbrellas?
So they don't become polly-saturated! |
