What do you
say to an Internet parrot?
Who's a prett-e boy then? |
What profession
did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
Politics |
What do you
get when you cross a lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but if it wants a cracker, you'd better give it one. |
What's the
definition of a Parapet?
Pet parrot kept by parachutist! |
What's the
definition of Parity?
Two parrots exactly the same! |
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Parrot !
Parrot who ?
Parrot you live here ! |
What geometric
figure is like a runaway parrot?
A polygon . |
Teacher : The
word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks ! |
Teacher: What's
the definition of a Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife! |
What did the
parrot say when he was using the Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight. |
