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Parrot Jokes

What do you say to an Internet parrot?
Who's a prett-e boy then?
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
Politics
What do you get when you cross a lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but if it wants a cracker, you'd better give it one.
What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
What's the definition of Parity?
Two parrots exactly the same!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Parrot !
Parrot who ?
Parrot you live here !
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?
A polygon .
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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