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Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What is a parrot's favourite TV show?
The feather forecast!
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The Birds Eye counter!
What do you call a very rude parrot?
A mockingbird!
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Where do parrots meet for coffee?
In a nest-café
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then?'!

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