What do you
get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code! |
What is a parrot's
favourite TV show?
The feather forecast! |
Where do blind
parrots go for treatment?
The Birds Eye counter! |
What do you
call a very rude parrot?
A mockingbird! |
Why did the
parrot wear a raincoat?
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated! |
Where do parrots
meet for coffee?
In a nest-café |
What to you
get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! |
What do you
get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot! |
What happens
if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen! |
Did you hear
about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire?
It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then?'! |
