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Parrot Jokes

How do you get a cut-price parrot?
Plant bird seed!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off!
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
Send him to polytechnic!
What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
Three parrots!
What do parrots eat?
Polyfilla!
How do you know that parrots are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried parrot!

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