How do you
get a cut-price parrot?
Plant bird seed! |
What do you
get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off! |
What flies
through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance! |
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot! |
What do you
call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw! |
What is a parrot's
favorite game?
Hide and Speak! |
How do you
get a parrot to talk properly?
Send him to polytechnic! |
What's got
six legs and can fly long distances?
Three parrots! |
What do parrots
eat?
Polyfilla! |
How do you
know that parrots are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried parrot! |
