What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy! |
Whose parrot
sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?
Short John Silver!
|
Why wouldn't
the parrot talk to the Frenchman?
Because he only spoke pigeon English! |
My parrot lays
square eggs but can only say one word.
What's that?
Ouch! |
How do you
know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps saying "Oooooo's a pretty boy then?" |
Teacher: Why
do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss. |
Where do the
cleverest parrots live?
In the brain tree forests! |
What do you
get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is! |
What do you
get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie. |
Why are there
no aspirin in the jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol) |
