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Parrot Jokes

What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?
Short John Silver!

Why wouldn't the parrot talk to the Frenchman?
Because he only spoke pigeon English!
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.
What's that?
Ouch!
How do you know you are haunted by a parrot?
He keeps saying "Oooooo's a pretty boy then?"
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the brain tree forests!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

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