What book tells you about famous owls?
Who's Whoooo. |
What do lovesick owls say to each other when it's raining?
'To-wet-to-woo!' |
What do you call a clever owl?
Bird Brain of Britain. |
What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
He didn't give a hoot ! |
What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra. |
What sits on a tree and cries 'Hoots mon?
A Scottish owl. |
What would you get if you crossed an owl with a goat?
A hootenanny. |
What would you get if you crossed an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells, but doesn't give a hoot. |
What's hot and greasy and goes 'hoot, hoot'?
Kentucky Fried Owl. |
Why are owls cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever eaten Kentucky Fried Owl? |
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the woodpecker woodpecker. |
Why does an owl make everyone laugh?
Because it's such a hoot. |
