What squeaks
as it solves crimes ?
Miami mice ! |
What did Tom
get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
Mice cubes ! |
What is a
mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' ! |
What have
12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice ! |
What is small,
furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster ! |
Is there a
mouse in the house ?
No, but there's a moose on the loose ! |
What is small,
has a long tail and works with the police ?
A gerbil shepherd dog ! |
When should
a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs ! |
What are crisp,
like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies ! |
What is small,
furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A mouseketeer ! |
