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Mouse Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami mice !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
Mice cubes !
What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but there's a moose on the loose !
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police ?
A gerbil shepherd dog !
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A mouseketeer !

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