What do mice
do when they're at home ?
Mousework ! |
What does a
twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' ! |
What kind of
musical instrument do mice play ?
A mouse organ ! |
Why do mice
have long tails ?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair ! |
Who has large
antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Mickey Moose ! |
How do you
save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation ! |
Where do hamsters
come from ?
Hamsterdam ! |
What's a mouse's
least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat ! |
Why do mice
need oiling ?
Because they squeak ! |
What do rodents
say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' ! |
