What is gray,
hairy and lives on a mans face ?
A mouse-tache ! |
What's gray
and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich ! |
What do you
call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
Sir ! |
How do mice
celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party ! |
What did the
mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
Hard cheese ! |
What is a mouse's
favourite game ?
Hide and squeak ! |
Why did the
mouse eat a candle ?
For some light refreshment! |
What goes dot,
dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse code ! |
What do you
get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak ! |
What's a mouse's
favourite record ?
Please cheese me ! |
