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Mouse Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
A thin mouse !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield !
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
Stalagmice !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius Cheeser !
Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
Cross mouse cards !
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir !

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