What do you
get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse ! |
What's the
definition of a narrow squeak ?
A thin mouse ! |
What goes eek,
eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield ! |
What's gray,
squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
Stalagmice ! |
What mouse
was a Roman emperor ?
Julius Cheeser ! |
Who is king
of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung ! |
What do angry
rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
Cross mouse cards ! |
What's the
hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket ! |
Hickory hickory
dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries |
What do you
call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir ! |
