First Kangaroo:
What has feathers and writes?
Second
Kangaroo: A ballpoint hen. |
First Kangaroo:
Which is the bossiest ant?
Second
Kangaroo: Tyrant! |
First Kangaroo:
What do moose do at a concert?
Second
Kangaroo: Make moosic. |
First Kangaroo:
What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes
moving another way?
Second
Kangaroo: A giraffic jam. |
First Kangaroo:
If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how
would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round. |
First Kangaroo:
Which ant is an army officer?
Second
Kangaroo: Sergeant! |
First Kangaroo:
What do monkeys eat for dessert?
Second
Kangaroo: Chocolate chimp cookies. |
