First Kangaroo:
Why did the little girl take hay to bed?
Second
Kangaroo: To feed her nightmare. |
First Kangaroo:
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
Second
Kangaroo: Because he felt jumpy. |
First Kangaroo:
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
Second
Kangaroo: They were married in the Spring. |
First Kangaroo:
Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?
Second
Kangaroo: Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, the grass
whispers and the horses carry tails. |
First Kangaroo:
What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
Second
Kangaroo: Glass flippers. |
First Kangaroo:
What's smarter than a talking horse?
Second
Kangaroo: A spelling bee. |
First Kangaroo:
What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
Second
Kangaroo: Ouch. |
First Kangaroo:
When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?
Second
Kangaroo: When you're feeding the cat. |
First Kangaroo:
How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second
Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory. |
First Kangaroo:
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
Second
Kangaroo: Rub it, rub it, rub it. |
