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Horse Jokes

"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
A cowboy rode into town on Thursday, stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday. How is this possible?
His horse's name was Thursday!
A horse walks up to the bar and orders a drink from the bartender.
The bartender sets the drink in front of him and tells the horse, "it's o.k. buddy, you can talk to me. Why the long face?"
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet!
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Customer: I'm hungry enough to eat a horse!
Waiter: Well you've come to the right place!
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He told a tale of whoa!

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