"Will
I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat
her too!" |
A cowboy rode
into town on Thursday, stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday. How is
this possible?
His horse's name was Thursday! |
A horse walks
up to the bar and orders a drink from the bartender.
The bartender sets the drink in front of him and tells the horse, "it's
o.k. buddy, you can talk to me. Why the long face?" |
A stallion
and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up
at the church.
He got colt feet! |
As horses say
to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino! |
Customer: I'm
hungry enough to eat a horse!
Waiter: Well you've come to the right place! |
Did you find
my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first! |
Did you hear
about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ! |
Did you hear
about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race! |
Did you hear
about the depressed horse?
He told a tale of whoa! |
