What's the
easiest way to make a slow horse fast?
Don't feed it! |
What's the
hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
The ground! |
When do vampires
like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck. |
When does a
horse neigh?
Whinny wants to! |
Where did the
Knights of the Round Table park their horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot |
Where did the
newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite! |
Where do you
take a sick horse?
To the Horspital! |
Which four
frogs never get wet?
A showjumper that refuses at the water jump! |
Which route
should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path! |
Who did the
breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist! |
