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Horse Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a slow horse fast?
Don't feed it!
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
The ground!
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite!
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the Horspital!
Which four frogs never get wet?
A showjumper that refuses at the water jump!
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!

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