What is the
best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of whoa! |
What is the
difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack! |
What is the
strongest animal?
A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once! |
What kind of
horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa! |
What part of
the horse has the most hair?
The outside! |
What person
strives to ensure safety for horses?
Ralph Neighder! |
What's another
name for an assistant stable cleaner?
A co-pile-it! |
What's as big
as a horse, but weighs nothing?
A horses shadow! |
What's black
and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart! |
What's the
best way to mount a horse?
I don't know, I'm not a taxidermist! |
