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Horse Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What is the strongest animal?
A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!
What part of the horse has the most hair?
The outside!
What person strives to ensure safety for horses?
Ralph Neighder!
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner?
A co-pile-it!
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
A horses shadow!
What's black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
What's the best way to mount a horse?
I don't know, I'm not a taxidermist!

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