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Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
It bucked!
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
Business kept falling off!
What happens when a black horse jumps into the Red Sea?
It gets wet!
What has four legs and see just as well from either end?
A horse with his eyes closed!
What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable tennis!
What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A stall ball.
What is a horses favourite TV show?
Neeeebours
What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money where your mount is!
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play!
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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