What happened
to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
It bucked! |
What happened
to the man who owned a riding academy?
Business kept falling off! |
What happens
when a black horse jumps into the Red Sea?
It gets wet! |
What has four
legs and see just as well from either end?
A horse with his eyes closed! |
What is a horse's
favourite sport?
Stable tennis! |
What is a horses
favourite kind of party?
A stall ball. |
What is a horses
favourite TV show?
Neeeebours |
What is a jockey's
motto?
Put your money where your mount is! |
What is a thespian
pony?
A little horse play! |
What is horse
sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay! |
