What do you
call a vet with a sore throat?
A hoarse doctor! |
What do you
call the horse than lives next door?
A neighbour! |
What do you
give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup. |
What does ever
horse and rider do at the same time?
Grow old! |
What does it
mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. |
What duo were
famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale! |
What equine
likes to cut in line?
A sawhorse! |
What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse! |
What goes into
the mouth of a quarter horse?
Two bits! |
What happened
to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had to clothes on?
It made him shy! |
