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Horse Jokes

What do you call a vet with a sore throat?
A hoarse doctor!
What do you call the horse than lives next door?
A neighbour!
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup.
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
Grow old!
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What duo were famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
What equine likes to cut in line?
A sawhorse!
What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?
Two bits!
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had to clothes on?
It made him shy!

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