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Horse Jokes

What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
All breeds. Houses don't jump
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead hearse!
What disease do horses fear most?
Hay Fever!
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the hoof!
What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?
A globe-trotter!
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A hoarse horse!

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