What breeds
of horses can jump higher than a house?
All breeds. Houses don't jump |
What couple
rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
Jockey and Jill! |
What did the
city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard! |
What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie. |
What did the
wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead hearse! |
What disease
do horses fear most?
Hay Fever! |
What do you
call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the hoof! |
What do you
call a horse that's been all around the world?
A globe-trotter! |
What do you
call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra! |
What do you
call a pony with a sore throat?
A hoarse horse! |
