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Horse Jokes

I went riding today.
Horseback?
Yes about an hour before I did!
I'd like to hire a horse
How long?
As long as you've got, there are six of us!
If a horses feet smell and it's nose runs, what is wrong with it?
It was born upside down!
I'm fed up with my new job at the stables.
The work keeps piling up!
I've good news and bad news, the good news is that your horse came in first in the seventh race.
The bad news is that he was racing in the sixth race!
Spanish horse riders usually guide their horses with very slack reins so that they hang down the horses necks.
Hence the expression "The reins in Spain fall plainly on the mane!"
The Greek God Thor went to go horseriding, "I'm Thor" he said to his horse.
"I'm not surprised", replied the horse, "You forgot the thaddle, thilly!"
We lost our horse. It got away while we were on vacation.
Why not put an ad in the newspaper "Lost & Found" column?
Don't be ridiculous. He can't read!
What animal has more "hands" than feet?
Why, a horse, of course!
What are the only animals to sleep with their shoes on?
A horse, of course!

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