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Horse Jokes

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
How long should a horse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!

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