Girl: We have
a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare! |
Have you read
the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore |
How did the
instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest! |
How do jockeys
determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll! |
How do you
go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts! |
How do you
hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof! |
How do you
lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots. |
How do you
make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune! |
How long should
a horse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground. |
How much money
did the bronco have?
Only a buck! |
