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Horse Jokes

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They're always switching their tails!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
Why was the gambler hiding in the shrubbery next to the racetrack?
He was hedging his bets!
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!

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