Why is Dick
Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly! |
Why is horse
racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the
horse and you can kiss your money goodbye! |
Why is it
difficult to identify horses from the back?
They're always switching their tails! |
Why is manna
from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft! |
Why is the
old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere! |
Why was Teddy
Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider! |
Why was the
gambler hiding in the shrubbery next to the racetrack?
He was hedging his bets! |
Why was the
horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire! |
Why was the
horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job! |
Why was the
man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money! |
