Why did the
horse take a slice of hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares!!! |
Why did the
horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed! |
Why did the
horses go into the theatre?
They wanted stalls for the evening show! |
Why did the
Irish water polo team always lose?
Their horses kept drowning! |
Why did the
man call his horse Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched! |
Why did the
philosopher have such a stable marriage?
He always but the Descartes before divorce! |
Why did the
tennis player leave the funeral early to play a match?
He wanted to put the course before the hearse! |
Why is a leaking
tap like a racehorse?
Because it's off and running! |
Why is a racehorse
like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post! |
Why is an egg
like a young horse?
Because it can't be used until it's broken! |
