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Horse Jokes

Why did the horse take a slice of hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares!!!
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!
Why did the horses go into the theatre?
They wanted stalls for the evening show!
Why did the Irish water polo team always lose?
Their horses kept drowning!
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!
Why did the philosopher have such a stable marriage?
He always but the Descartes before divorce!
Why did the tennis player leave the funeral early to play a match?
He wanted to put the course before the hearse!
Why is a leaking tap like a racehorse?
Because it's off and running!
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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