Why are chorus
girls like barge horses?
They have to tow the line! |
Why are clouds
like jockeys?
Because they hold the reins! |
Why can't horses
dance?
Because they have 2 left feet. |
Why couldn't
the pony talk?
Because he was a little hoarse. |
Why did the
artist put on a show of horse paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit! |
Why did the
boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it! |
Why did the
farmer call his horse Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide! |
Why did the
horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys. |
Why did the
horse miss the joust?
He had the knight off! |
Why did the
horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats! |
