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Horse Jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They have to tow the line!
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they hold the reins!
Why can't horses dance?
Because they have 2 left feet.
Why couldn't the pony talk?
Because he was a little hoarse.
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.
Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the knight off!
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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