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Horse Jokes

Did you hear about the horse that got a job in a watch factory?
All he did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!

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