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Hedgehog Jokes

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road a second time?
To pick up his squash partner.
What are two hedgehogs called?
A prickly pair.
What do hedgehogs like for supper?
Prickled onions.
What do hedgehogs say when they kiss?
'OUCH!'
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A 3-metre tall toothbrush.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a mole?
Leaky tunnels.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a skunk?
A smelly pincushion.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a stinging nettle?
Very sore hands!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hedgehog?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.
What's green and prickly?
A seasick hedgehog.
What's yellow and prickly?
A cowardy custard hedgehog.



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