Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate. |
Why did the hedgehog cross the road a second time?
To pick up his squash partner. |
What are two hedgehogs called?
A prickly pair. |
What do hedgehogs like for supper?
Prickled onions. |
What do hedgehogs say when they kiss?
'OUCH!' |
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A 3-metre tall toothbrush. |
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a mole?
Leaky tunnels. |
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a skunk?
A smelly pincushion. |
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a stinging nettle?
Very sore hands! |
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hedgehog?
An animal that knits its own sweaters. |
What's green and prickly?
A seasick hedgehog. |
What's yellow and prickly?
A cowardy custard hedgehog. |
