Bringing Humour to the Internet

Animal jokes
   Home  |  Contact  |  Links  |     |  Email this page to a Friend  |  

THE JOKES
AARDVARK
BEAR
BIG CAT
BIRD
CARIBOU
CAT
CHICKEN
COW
CREEPY CRAWLIES
DINOSAUR
DOG
ELEPHANT
FARMYARD
FISH
GORILLA
HEDGEHOG
HORSE
KANGAROO
MOUSE
OWL
PARROT
PIG
RABBIT
REINDEER
REPTILE
SHEEP
SKUNK
SNAKE SQUIRREL


Gorilla Jokes

Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had little Ape-titude!
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
Why did the simian refuse to play in the National Football League?
He was drafted by Detroit - and Gorillas hate lions!
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Why do primates do so well in show biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

More Gorilla Jokes! - Page 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

More Jokes!


Page 1 - Page 2
Page 3 - Page 4
Page 5 - Page 6
Page 7 - Page 8
Page 9 - Page 10
Page 11 - Page 12


2001-11 AnimalJokes.co.uk - Copyright Notice - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network