Why did the
Gorilla fail English?
He had little Ape-titude! |
Why did the
Gorilla visit Italy?
An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die! |
Why did the
simian refuse to play in the National Football League?
He was drafted by Detroit - and Gorillas hate lions! |
Why do apes
climb to the tops of buildings?
The elevator men are on strike! |
Why do Apes
like tall buildings?
They want to climb the heights of the business world! |
Why do Apes
love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle! |
Why do primates
do so well in show biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines! |
Why do the
Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him! |
Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in
my soup!' |
Why should
you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you! |
