Bringing Humour to the Internet

Animal jokes
   Home  |  Contact  |  Links  |     |  Email this page to a Friend  |  

THE JOKES
AARDVARK
BEAR
BIG CAT
BIRD
CARIBOU
CAT
CHICKEN
COW
CREEPY CRAWLIES
DINOSAUR
DOG
ELEPHANT
FARMYARD
FISH
GORILLA
HEDGEHOG
HORSE
KANGAROO
MOUSE
OWL
PARROT
PIG
RABBIT
REINDEER
REPTILE
SHEEP
SKUNK
SNAKE SQUIRREL


Gorilla Jokes

How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
If a cow eats in a calf-ateria, where does an ape eat?
Anywhere it pleases!
If Dr Zaius married Zera in 'Planet of the Apes,' what would their baby's first words be?
Ga, ga!
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
In which book can you find Mighty Joe Young's life history?
Who's Zoo!
IQ TEST: The veterinarian was six feet tall and wore a size 11 shoe. What did he weigh?
ANSWER: Whether to step into the gorilla cage!
What did Dr.Sigmund Freud contribute to the world of the primate?
Ape-lied psychology.
What did former Tarzans Lex Barker, Johnny Weissmuller and Buster Crabbe say about their film careers?
It was reel fun

More Gorilla Jokes! - Page 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

More Jokes!


Page 1 - Page 2
Page 3 - Page 4
Page 5 - Page 6
Page 7 - Page 8
Page 9 - Page 10
Page 11 - Page 12


2001-11 AnimalJokes.co.uk - Copyright Notice - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network