What do you
feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
Anything it wants! |
What does a
dog bark to indicate that there is an Ape approaching?
G-r-r-illa! |
What does a
Gorilla attorney study?
The Law of the jungle! |
What does a
Gorilla learn first in school?
The Apey-cees! |
What excuse
does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me! |
What gives
a gorilla good taste?
Four years in an Ivy League school! |
What hairy
creature is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive,
and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?
Cheetah - after Tarzan lets go one of those stupid blood-curdling yells! |
What happened
when the Ape won the door prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door! |
What happened
when the Gorilla walked into a revolving door?
He spend two weeks running around in circles because he couldn't find
the door knob! |
What happens
at any lodge meeting of the loyal order of primates?
They act like a bunch of wild animals! |
