What's hairy
and flies through the air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla! |
What's long,
black, hairy and very dangerous?
A thundering herd of apes! |
What's the
best way to call a Gorilla?
Long distance! |
What's the
easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance! |
What's the
worst thing you can call a gorilla?
A big baboon! |
When a primate
has love problems, what does he or she do?
Writes to Dear Ape-y! |
When an ape
visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit! |
When did the
Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers! |
When do Apes
go Ape?
When they act like baboons! |
When does a
chimp act like another animal?
Any time it acts like a chimp off the old block! |
