and flies through the air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
black, hairy and very dangerous?
A thundering herd of apes!
best way to call a Gorilla?
easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
worst thing you can call a gorilla?
A big baboon!
|When a primate
has love problems, what does he or she do?
Writes to Dear Ape-y!
|When an ape
visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!
|When did the
Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
|When do Apes
When they act like baboons!
|When does a
chimp act like another animal?
Any time it acts like a chimp off the old block!