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Gorilla Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
What's long, black, hairy and very dangerous?
A thundering herd of apes!
What's the best way to call a Gorilla?
Long distance!
What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
What's the worst thing you can call a gorilla?
A big baboon!
When a primate has love problems, what does he or she do?
Writes to Dear Ape-y!
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
When do Apes go Ape?
When they act like baboons!
When does a chimp act like another animal?
Any time it acts like a chimp off the old block!

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