What happens
if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen! |
What happens
if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves! |
What happens
when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split! |
What is Mighty
Joe Young's favourite breakfast?
Ape Nuts! |
What is the
Ape monster's name?
Godzilla Gorilla! |
What political
party entices most Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party! |
What would
happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla! |
What's black,
brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank! |
What's black,
hairy and swims in the sea?
Moby Ape! |
What's black,
hairy, and writes under water?
A ball-point gorilla! |
