When he swings
on the vines in France, what do the natives call Boy's father?
Tarzan of the Grapes! |
When Jane gets
angry at Tarzan, what does she call him?
A big Ape! |
When the Giant
Ape played basketball, why did the other players stay away from him?
Because he played left guard and refused to use Right Guard! |
When the lumberjacks
sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches
land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree! |
Where can you
buy an Ape?
In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a
monster sale! |
Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In the bush leagues,of course! |
Where does
Tarzan head first when he arrives in Italy?
The Ape-ian way! |
Where does
the vampire Ape find his victims?
Any neck of the woods! |
Which American
President did Apes like most?
Ape Lincoln! |
Which Apes
know how to mix drinks well?
Zoo Apes - they spend their lives behind bars! |
