|When he swings
on the vines in France, what do the natives call Boy's father?
Tarzan of the Grapes!
|When Jane gets
angry at Tarzan, what does she call him?
A big Ape!
|When the Giant
Ape played basketball, why did the other players stay away from him?
Because he played left guard and refused to use Right Guard!
|When the lumberjacks
sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
|Where can you
buy an Ape?
In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a
|Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In the bush leagues,of course!
Tarzan head first when he arrives in Italy?
The Ape-ian way!
the vampire Ape find his victims?
Any neck of the woods!
President did Apes like most?
know how to mix drinks well?
Zoo Apes - they spend their lives behind bars!