Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date! |
Do you know
a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy! |
Gorilla: I'm
feeling terrible, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a Great Dane.
Doctor: As your psychiatrist, I can tell you it's better if you go bananas.
But how long have you been feeling this way?
Gorilla: Since I was a puppy! |
How come the
giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken! |
How did a Gorilla
come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!' |
How did Bushman
want to celebrate New Year's Eve?
By painting the town dead! |
How did Gertie
Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!' |
How did Gertie
Gorilla win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show! |
How did the
dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa! |
How did the
obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer! |
