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Gorilla Jokes

Which rock group do the primates go Ape over?
The Monkees!
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!
Which television star does Mighty Joe Young hate with a passion?
Magilla Gorilla - he stole his act!
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
Ben/Anna!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Who is a real swinger?
Tarzan of the (what, then) Apes!
Who is the Apes' favourite character in The Bible?
Ghouliath!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite author?
John Steinbeck - he wrote The Apes of Wrath!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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