Why don’t whales
eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep
getting stuck in their teeth. |
Why did the whale like
the diver?
Because he had flippers! |
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales! |
Why did the gray whale
go on a diet?
Because he wasn’t a Fin whale! |
What happened to the
baby whale after it turned 1?
It turned 2! |
What's at the end of
Moby Dick?
A whale of a time! |
Who was the strongest
man in the Bible?
Jonah, because even a whale couldn't keep him down! |
What do whales chew?
Blubber gum! |
Did you hear about the
whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth! |
What do whales call
their children?
Little squirts! |
