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Whale Jokes
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Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers!
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!
What happened to the baby whale after it turned 1?
It turned 2!
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time!
Who was the strongest man in the Bible?
Jonah, because even a whale couldn't keep him down!
What do whales chew?
Blubber gum!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth!
What do whales call their children?
Little squirts!

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