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Whale Jokes
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Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I've seen a whale blubber!
What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
A blue whale !
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune !
Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !
Where do you weigh whales ?
At a whale weigh station !
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why did the whale migrate?
He did it on porpoise!
How did the crab feel when a whale showed up at his party?
He had a whale of a time!
Why was the whale so sad?
He was a Blue whale!
What is a whale’s favorite TV show?
Flukes of Hazard!

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