Have you ever seen a
fish cry?
No, but I've seen a whale blubber! |
What's the coldest fish
in the sea ?
A blue whale ! |
What is a dolphin's
favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune ! |
Why did the whale cross
the road ?
To get to the other tide ! |
Where do you weigh whales
?
At a whale weigh station ! |
Which ghost sailed the
seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler. |
Why did the whale migrate?
He did it on porpoise! |
How did the crab feel
when a whale showed up at his party?
He had a whale of a time! |
Why was the whale so
sad?
He was a Blue whale! |
What is a whales
favorite TV show?
Flukes of Hazard! |