What do you get when
you cross an ape with a shellfish?
A shrimpanzee. |
What do you get if you
cross a teacher and a crab?
Snappy answers! |
Are shellfish warm?
No they're clammy! |
What lives in the ocean,
is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab ! |
What fish only swims
at night ?
A starfish ! |
Why did the lobster
blush ?
Because the sea weed ! |
Where do shellfish go
to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker ! |
What kind of noise annoys
an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!) |
Why did the dolphin
feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs! |
What do dirty fish read?
Prawno Magazines! |
