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Shellfish Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a shellfish?
A shrimpanzee.
What do you get if you cross a teacher and a crab?
Snappy answers!
Are shellfish warm?
No they're clammy!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish !
Why did the lobster blush ?
Because the sea weed !
Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
What do dirty fish read?
Prawno Magazines!


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