What's the favourite
flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late! |
What kind of sharks
make good carpenters?
Hammerheads! |
What do you call someone
who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty! |
If you see a dozen sharks
chasing a tuna, what time is it?
Twelve after one! |
If a hungry shark is
after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers! |
What do sharks like
to eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish! |
What did the sharks
do when the Weight Watchers class went for swim?
They chewed the fat! |
What happened when the
shark tried to eat a whole crate of bubble gum?
He bit off more than he could chew! |
Why did a gambler scare
everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark! |
Did you hear about the
underwater snooker player?
He was a pool shark! |
