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Shark Jokes
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty!
If you see a dozen sharks chasing a tuna, what time is it?
Twelve after one!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers!
What do sharks like to eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What did the sharks do when the Weight Watchers class went for swim?
They chewed the fat!
What happened when the shark tried to eat a whole crate of bubble gum?
He bit off more than he could chew!
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark!
Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?
He was a pool shark!

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