What happened to Ray
when he got eaten by a shark?
He became an x-ray! |
What is a shark's favourite
hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into! |
What is the most famous
shark?
William Sharkspeare! |
Would you rather a giant
squid attacked you or a shark?
I'd rather the squid attacked the shark! |
What do you call rubber
bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers! |
Why won't a shark attack
a lawyer?
Professional courtesy! |
What do you get if you
cross an icicle and a shark?
Frostbite! |
Did you hear about the
new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there! |
Where do sharks come
from?
Sharkago! |
What is the best way
to talk to a shark?
Long distance! |
