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Shark Jokes
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What happened to Ray when he got eaten by a shark?
He became an x-ray!
What is a shark's favourite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into!
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare!
Would you rather a giant squid attacked you or a shark?
I'd rather the squid attacked the shark!
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers!
Why won't a shark attack a lawyer?
Professional courtesy!
What do you get if you cross an icicle and a shark?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Where do sharks come from?
Sharkago!
What is the best way to talk to a shark?
Long distance!

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