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Shark Jokes
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?
They go sharkers !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !
What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ?
An electric shark !
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The loan shark !
What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know... but I wouldn't want to milk it.
How do you shoot a blue shark?
With a blue shark spear gun!
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !

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