What happens when sharks
take their clothes off ?
They go sharkers ! |
What happened to the
shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw ! |
What do you get from
a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible ! |
What do you get if you
cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ?
An electric shark ! |
To whom do fish go to
borrow money ?
The loan shark ! |
What happens when you
cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know... but I wouldn't want to milk it. |
How do you shoot a blue
shark?
With a blue shark spear gun! |
How do you shoot a great
white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear
gun! |
If they made a movie
starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would
the movie be called?
Loch Jaws. |
What happened to the
shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw ! |
