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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles!
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse!
What kind of cat likes water?
An octopus!
How do you confuse a stupid octopus?
Get it count to nine!
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Captain Squid!
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo!
Where do jellyfish get their jelly?
From ocean currants!

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