What happened when one
jellyfish met another?
They produced jelly babies. |
What do you get if you
cross a jellyfish with an elephant?
Jelly the Elephant. |
What is slimy and wobbly,
tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish. |
Why did the jellyfish's
wife leave him?
He stung her into action. |
What do octopuses play
in their spare time?
Name that tuna. |
Girl: Do you know what
family the octopus belongs to?
Boy: No one in our street. |
Where do you find a
down-and-out octopus ?
On squid row ! |
What does an octopus
wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms! |
Would you rather a giant
squid attacked you or a shark?
I'd rather the squid attacked the shark! |
What kind of fish goes
well with ice-cream ?
Jellyfish ! |
