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Octopus jokes, Squid jokes and Jellyfish jokes
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What happened when one jellyfish met another?
They produced jelly babies.
What do you get if you cross a jellyfish with an elephant?
Jelly the Elephant.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
He stung her into action.
What do octopuses play in their spare time?
Name that tuna.
Girl: Do you know what family the octopus belongs to?
Boy: No one in our street.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
On squid row !
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms!
Would you rather a giant squid attacked you or a shark?
I'd rather the squid attacked the shark!
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
Jellyfish !

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