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Octopus
jokes, Squid jokes and Jellyfish jokes
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How do the fish get
to school ?
By octobus ! |
Who held the baby octopus
to ransom ?
Squidnappers ! |
What did the boy octopus
say to the girl octopus ?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand ! |
How does an octopus
go to war ?
Well-armed ! |
Who robs banks and squirts
ink?
Billy the Squid. |
What fish make the best
sandwich?
A peanut butter and jellyfish |
What happened to the
cold jellyfish ?
It set ! |
How can you tell if
two octuspus' are lovers ?
They walk arm in arm in arm in arm ! |
How can you tell if
two octuspus' are lovers ?
They walk arm in arm in arm in arm ! |
What do you call a neurotic
octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid. |
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