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Fish Jokes
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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?
Ray!
What side of a fish has the most scales?
The outside!
How do you post a fish?
You send it COD ... or first bass mail
What do you use to cut the ocean?
A seasaw
Where do you go to meet the best fish?
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
A Perch!
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
eFISHancy!
What is a knight's favourite fish?
A swordfish!
What fish is best to have in a boat?
A Sailfish.
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?
Skates!

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