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Fish Jokes
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What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?
Moby Plum.
Why are manatees so wrinkled?
Did you ever tried to iron one?
Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don't like to get too close to the net!
Why did the optician go ice fishing?
He had perfect ice sight!
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.
Four fish got battered!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!

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