What fish is the most
valuable?
A goldfish. |
What's the best way
to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you. |
What sea animal can
be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish! |
How did the fish's tail
get stuck in the anchor chain?
It was just a fluke! |
What is purple and lives
in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?
Moby Plum. |
Why are manatees so
wrinkled?
Did you ever tried to iron one? |
Why are fish no good
at tennis?
They don't like to get too close to the net! |
Why did the optician
go ice fishing?
He had perfect ice sight! |
There was an awful fight
at the seafood restaurant.
Four fish got battered! |
What lies at the bottom
of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck! |
