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Fish Jokes
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1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?
Skate !
What is the best way to communicate with a fish ?
Drop it a line !
What puts white lines on the ocean?
Ocean liners!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !
Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !
What do fish sing to each other ?
Salmon-chanted evening !
What fish sounds like a telephone?
Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
How do you tune a fish?
With its scales!
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
A flat fish !

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