1st kipper:
'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' |
What kind of
fish is useful in freezing weather ?
Skate ! |
What is the
best way to communicate with a fish ?
Drop it a line ! |
What puts white lines
on the ocean?
Ocean liners! |
What kind of
horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A seahorse ! |
Where are most
fish found ?
Between the head and the tail ! |
What do fish
sing to each other ?
Salmon-chanted evening ! |
What fish sounds like
a telephone?
Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring. |
How do you tune a fish?
With its scales! |
What do you
get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
A flat fish ! |
