What do romantic fish
sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening ! |
What do you
call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather ! |
Why is a swordfish's
nose 11 inches long?
If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot! |
Which fish
can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon ! |
What's a sea serpent's
favourite meal?
Fish and ships! |
Where do fish
wash ?
In a river basin ! |
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker! |
Where do little
fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school ! |
What fish goes
up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike ! |
How do you communicate
with a fish?
You drop it a line! |
