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Fish Jokes
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What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening !
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot!
Which fish can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon !
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
Fish and ships!
Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
Where do little fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school !
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line!

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