What game do fish like
playing the most?
Name that tuna ! |
What do naked
fish play with ?
Bare-a-cudas ! |
Why are fish cleverer
than humans?
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human? |
What did the fish do
when his piano sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna! |
Why are fish
boots the warmest ones to wear ?
Because they have electric 'eels ! |
What day of the week
do fish hate?
Frydays! |
What was the name of
Tom Sawyer's fish?
Huckleberry Fin! |
Why are gold
fish orange ?
The water makes them rusty ! |
What will santa bring
your fish this christmas?
A scale letrix! |
What was the
Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
Tsardines ! |
