What did the
sardine call the submarine ?
A can of people ! |
What's the
difference between a fish and a piano ?
You can't tuna fish ! |
Why are sardines
the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside
! |
What do you
call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda ! |
Why do penguins eat
fish?
Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them. |
Where do fish come from?
Finland! |
Why did the dog jump
into the sea?
He wanted to chase the catfish! |
Which fish dresses the
best?
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp! |
What do you
get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish ! |
What kind of
fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid ! |
