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Fish Jokes
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What did the sardine call the submarine ?
A can of people !
What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
You can't tuna fish !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !
Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Where do fish come from?
Finland!
Why did the dog jump into the sea?
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid !

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