Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin! |
What do you call a literary
fish?
Salmon Rushdie! |
What part of a fish
weighs the most ?
It's scales ! |
What fish do road-menders
use ?
Pneumatic krill ! |
What is dry on the outside,
filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank ! |
Who sleeps at the bottom
of the sea ?
Jack the kipper ! |
What did the boy fish
say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' ! |
Where does seaweed look
for a job ?
In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds ! |
Why is a fish easy to
weigh ?
Because it has its own scales ! |
What's the difference
between a newspaper and a TV set?
You can't wrap your fish and chips in a TV set! |
